Carry on my wayward son, because girls just wanna have fun. Maybe the sun will come out tomorrow and we can all float on. Don't worry about my girl, she's a super freak...super freaky. OK computer, I know you are hungry like a wolf but just give me a high five.
We are Jes Scott and Emma Hammer Miller. We go to the park sometimes. We sing a lot of the time. And we camp illegally on beaches most of the time. We were there for the midnight showing of Monsters vs. Aliens....only to find out they don't do midnight showings for kid's movies. We drink liquids sometimes. We have a fish named Valentino, he definitely is a beta (not the sorority). Feet are disgusting. We believe that we are worthy of a camera crew to follow us everywhere because everything we do is awesome and we want to share it with the world. We go on cruises. We make videos. We buy stuff...impulsively...and forget about them until we find them in a mess later. Our greatest desires are puppies...only a few specific ones though. We party all night and sleep all day. We will be the first in line on opening day at Cedar Point...or we might be wearing the uniform and working there. MMMMmmm gushers. Jes likes mint chocolate chip Emma likes chocolate peanut butter. Aside from that we have the same mind. We hate whip cream and Cracker Barrel. We both have fears. We basically are the definition of 2 heads are better than 1...because both of our heads are amazing. Cops may or may not be after us...regardless we still flinch when we see flashing lights or anything flashy. We love each other and that's all we need.
side note...We both hate Sketchers and love bonfires.
RRRAWAWWHHHHHAAAAARRR
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I love this sooo much! you don't even know! every time that I read it I laugh out loud (lol) because all of these things are very true, and also the tone of the entire post is completely Emma and makes me feel like you are here reading it to me! You are fantastic for me (i don't know if you notice but 'fantastic for' is a word play on fantastic four! :)
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ReplyDeleteI miss you
And we need to write another blog post together.
Also we need to hang out.
And when we hang out, we are going to make a video.
So lets start brainstorming what it will be.
Agreed??